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The most infamous pirates in the seven seas...

 

Harzilein o' Rising Sun has the sharpest tongue 👅 n' has insulted 🤬 their fellow pirates 903 times!

 

Keep the rum 🍹 away from Harzilein o' Rising Sun as they be the drunkest (184) pirate!

The most deranged 😬 pirate award goes to Harzilein o' Rising Sun wit' 283 increases in their mental state!

 

Harzilein o' Rising Sun be the most beloved 💖 Cap'n (147) o' the seven seas!

The most abhorred 😡 captain (22) be sirhaxalot o' Rising Sun!

 

Harzilein o' Rising Sun has no life other than bein' a pirate by typin' P 26,158 times 💯!

Suntop o' The Flying Dragon has worked 🔨 the most consecutive days! 110 days active!!!

 

z^leggs` o' Rising Sun be a bounty hunter 👮 by collectin' 51 heads!

Reapinstein o' The Valencia just be along fer the ride n' has idled 💤 for 85 days!

 

operars o' Mousey McMouseface be the most vicious by winnin' 831 duels ⚔!

Who-m3 o' Rising Sun be the worst at duelin' by losin' 149 duels ⚔!

 

jeannie51 has dueled ⚔ 100 pirates who not be a member o' Mousey McMouseface!

Harzilein o' Rising Sun fishes more than any other... 541 fishes 🐟!

 

Harzilein o' Rising Sun just digs holes 🕳 (435) all day!

Harzilein o' Rising Sun just like to play games all day n' has played over 954 games 🎲!

 

Harzilein o' Rising Sun loves to swim n' has dived into the drink 🌊 366 times!

Harzilein o' Rising Sun be the scummiest by catchin' 120 diseases ☣!

 

Hobagins o' The Wandering Soul been performin' the most Captain duties 🎩 wit' 692 commands!

Harzilein o' Rising Sun hates authority n' has partaked in 80 mutinies 🕲!

 

Harzilein o' Rising Sun has a permanent hammock 🕲 in the brig aft' bein' sent there 112 times!

KikiWo o' The Wandering Soul has walked the plank 7 times 👙!

 

xxbertoxx o' The Wandering Soul be disciplined 🪒 by the Cap'n 17 times!

Keep the rum 🍹 away from Harzilein o' Rising Sun as they be the drunkest (184) pirate!

 

Harzilein o' Rising Sun has ADHD n' has flooded ☂ the ship 96 times!

Harzilein o' Rising Sun loves chests n' has picked 🗝 at 142 of 'em!

 

Harzilein o' Rising Sun be the biggest troll 👺 (107) in the seven seas!

Harzilein o' Rising Sun be the one who you don't want to turn ye back to or drop any soap 🧼... 343 charvers!

 

Harzilein o' Rising Sun be lonely n' has visited 206 brothels 👯!

z^leggs` o' Rising Sun be the biggest smarty pants (or quickest at usin' Google) by solving 2 riddles 🧩!

 

Harzilein o' Rising Sun wants to party all the time, party all the time, party all the time wit' 817 parties 🥳!

Harzilein o' Rising Sun needs to stay down below decks as they 'ave fallen overboard 📣 112 times!

 

Indiana Jones never be as good as sirhaxalot o' Rising Sun, who found 313 treasures 💰!

operars o' Mousey McMouseface is definitely not a bot 🤖 n' has answered 159 captchas correctly!

 

TeLe o' The Valencia is goin' to be investigated ⚠ aft' mruno sees all these captchas bein' answer'd incorrectly (15)!!!

Harzilein o' Rising Sun be the most politically savvy pirate by installin' 8 new governors 👥!

 

Harzilein o' Rising Sun has raided ☠ the most ports (24)!

Harzilein o' Rising Sun be a Twilight fan n' has been turned into a creature o' the night 🧛 23 times!

 

Hobagins o' The Wandering Soul will never die aft' bein' a Zonbi 🧟 1,130 times!

Worst Thief Award goes to Harzilein o' Rising Sun fer failin' 💸 134 times!

 

The sickest pirate award 🏆 goes to Harzilein o' Rising Sun fer bein' poisoned 🤢 no less than 64 times!

No brig can hold sirhaxalot o' Rising Sun as they 'ave escaped 🏃 1 times!

 

Hobagins o' The Wandering Soul be a politician more than a pirate by visitin' the Governor's mansion 429 times!

Hobagins o' The Wandering Soul be the most frequent to explore (53) the wilderness than any other!

 

TeLe o' The Valencia reported seein' 1 bugs 🐞...

192 skeletons 🦴 'ave been turned to bone meal by Hobagins o' The Wandering Soul!

 

'Cannibal killer' Hobagins o' The Wandering Soul has massacred 337 savages!

131 cultists be murdered by Hobagins o' The Wandering Soul!

 

Hobagins o' The Wandering Soul has killed the most gangsters (195) than anyone else!

The hungriest Pirate in the 7 Seas be Harzilein o' Rising Sun 🧆 🥟 🌭 🍢 🥮 🍘 🥯 🌯 🥓!

 

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