Keep the rum away from Foxy o' The Elite as they be the drunkest (54) pirate!
The most deranged pirate award goes to Foxy o' The Elite wit' 265 increases in their mental state!
Foxy o' The Elite be the most beloved Cap'n (92) o' the seven seas!
The most abhorred captain (23) be nun o' The robothive!
Foxy o' The Elite has no life other than bein' a pirate by typin' P 14,716 times!
HellSpawn o' Twisted Mystic has worked the most consecutive days! 92 days active!!!
Zesty o' The Elite be a bounty hunter by collectin' 91 heads!
maskedlua o' Twisted Mystic just be along fer the ride n' has idled for 66 days!
Foxy o' The Elite be the most vicious by winnin' 621 duels!
Foxy o' The Elite be the worst at duelin' by losin' 314 duels!
Foxy has dueled 142 pirates who not be a member o' The Elite!
Foxy o' The Elite fishes more than any other... 638 fishes!
Foxy o' The Elite just digs holes (487) all day!
Foxy o' The Elite just like to play games all day n' has played over 512 games!
Foxy o' The Elite loves to swim n' has dived into the drink 324 times!
Foxy o' The Elite be the scummiest by catchin' 168 diseases!
Prazzie o' Mousey McMouseface been performin' the most Captain duties wit' 657 commands!
Zesty o' Ztvland Raiders hates authority n' has partaked in 30 mutinies!
Zesty o' The Elite has a permanent hammock in the brig aft' bein' sent there 68 times!
zesty o' The Elite has walked the plank 23 times!
Zesty o' The Elite be disciplined by the Cap'n 70 times!
Keep the rum away from Foxy o' The Elite as they be the drunkest (54) pirate!
nun o' The robothive has ADHD n' has flooded the ship 27 times!
kutae o' The Elite loves chests n' has picked at 138 of 'em!
Foxy o' The Elite be the biggest troll (89) in the seven seas!
Foxy o' The Elite be the one who you don't want to turn ye back to or drop any soap... 239 charvers!
heredoc o' The robothive be lonely n' has visited 133 brothels!
HellSpawn o' Twisted Mystic be the biggest smarty pants (or quickest at usin' Google) by solving 4 riddles!
Foxy o' The Elite wants to party all the time, party all the time, party all the time wit' 12 parties!
Zesty o' The Elite needs to stay down below decks as they 'ave fallen overboard 33 times!
Indiana Jones never be as good as z^leggs` o' Rising Sun, who has found 59 treasures!
turbog o' The Elite is definitely not a bot n' has answered 37 captchas correctly!
turbog o' The Elite is goin' to be investigated aft' mruno sees all these captchas bein' answer'd incorrectly (13)!!!
Zesty o' Ztvland Raiders be the most politically savvy pirate by installin' 8 new governors!
Zesty o' Ztvland Raiders has raided the most ports (39)!
Phoenix o' The Elite be a Twilight fan n' has been turned into a creature o' the night 4 times!
Foxy o' The Elite will never die aft' bein' a Zonbi 81 times!
Worst Thief Award goes to Foxy o' The Elite fer failin' 236 times!
This page is updated daily n' ship stats be reset aft' each season...
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