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The most infamous pirates in the seven seas...

 

Keep the rum away from Foxy o' The Flying Dragon as they be the drunkest (45) pirate!

 

The most deranged pirate award goes to Foxy o' Axonites wit' 44 increases in their mental state!

zlapps` o' Rising Sun be the most beloved Cap'n (70) o' the seven seas!

 

The most abhorred captain (15) be nun o' The robothive!

chewyb_13 o' Axonites has no life other than bein' a pirate by typin' P 9,981 times!

 

milhouse\ o' Axonites has worked the most consecutive days! 68 days active!!!

Foxy o' Axonites be a bounty hunter by collectin' 47 heads!

 

SouthernBitch o' Axonites just be along fer the ride n' has idled for 57 days!

Le-Mort o' Axonites be the most vicious by winnin' 592 duels!

 

Bandit o' The Flying Dragon be the worst at duelin' by losin' 238 duels!

Le-Mort has dueled 82 pirates who not be a member o' Axonites!

 

chewyb_13 o' Axonites fishes more than any other... 929 fishes!

chewyb_13 o' Axonites just digs holes (736) all day!

 

Foxy o' Axonites just like to play games all day n' has played over 162 games!

chewyb_13 o' Axonites loves to swim n' has dived into the drink 291 times!

 

jm18 o' Axonites be the scummiest by catchin' 31 diseases!

chewyb_13 o' Axonites been performin' the most Captain duties wit' 693 commands!

 

nonp o' The robothive has a permanent hammock in the brig aft' bein' sent there 19 times!

OneUp o' The Flying Dragon has walked the plank 7 times!

 

nun o' The robothive be disciplined by the Cap'n 18 times!

Keep the rum away from Foxy o' The Flying Dragon as they be the drunkest (45) pirate!

 

nonp o' The robothive has ADHD n' has flooded the ship 18 times!

Foxy o' Axonites loves chests n' has picked at 112 of 'em!

 

Foxy o' The Flying Dragon be the biggest troll (41) in the seven seas!

Foxy o' The Flying Dragon be the one who you don't want to turn ye back to or drop any soap... 87 charvers!

 

Le-Mort o' Axonites be lonely n' has visited 122 brothels!

SpLiFf o' The Wandering Soul wants to party all the time, party all the time, party all the time wit' 23 parties!

 

Indiana Jones never be as good as radar1213 o' The Wandering Soul, who has found 197 treasures!

herald23 o' Axonites is goin' to be investigated aft' mruno sees all these captchas bein' answer'd incorrectly (5)!!!

 

z^leggs` o' Rising Sun be the most politically savvy pirate by installin' 34 new governors!

z^leggs` o' Rising Sun has raided the most ports (68)!

 

jm18 o' Axonites will never die aft' bein' a Zonbi 51 times!

Worst Thief Award goes to Foxy o' Axonites fer failin' 113 times!

 

 

 

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