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The most infamous pirates in the seven seas...

 

radar1213 o' The Wandering Soul be the most beloved Cap'n (76) o' the seven seas!

 

The most abhorred captain (22) be Zest`Y o' The Elite!

Zest`Y o' The Elite has no life other than bein' a pirate by typin' P 8,396 times!

 

gusman21 o' The Golden Hind has worked the most consecutive days! 102 days active!!!

Zest`Y o' The Elite be a bounty hunter by collectin' 104 heads!

 

yaypixxo o' The Golden Hind just be along fer the ride n' has idled for 62 days!

Zest`Y o' The Elite be the most vicious by winnin' 1,003 duels!

 

Zest`Y o' The Elite be the worst at duelin' by losin' 364 duels!

ParasolessMonster has dueled 133 pirates who not be a member o' Rising Sun!

 

Conan0815 o' The Wandering Soul fishes more than any other... 470 fishes!

Conan0815 o' The Wandering Soul just digs holes (356) all day!

 

Foxy o' The Elite just like to play games all day n' has played over 228 games!

Conan0815 o' The Wandering Soul loves to swim n' has dived into the drink 277 times!

 

Zest`y o' The Elite be the scummiest by catchin' 71 diseases!

Conan0815 o' The Wandering Soul been performin' the most Captain duties wit' 442 commands!

 

HellSpawn o' The Wandering Soul hates authority n' has partaked in 24 mutinies!

Zest`Y o' The Elite has a permanent hammock in the brig aft' bein' sent there 45 times!

 

tors o' The Elite has walked the plank 10 times!

tors o' The Elite be disciplined by the Cap'n 17 times!

 

ethereal o' The Elite drinks more rum than any other... 67 times drunk!

Zest`Y o' The Elite has ADHD n' has flooded the ship 19 times!

 

Zest`Y o' The Elite loves chests n' has picked at 130 of 'em!

Zest`Y o' The Elite be the biggest troll (55) in the seven seas!

 

gusman21 o' The Golden Hind be the one who you don't want to turn ye back to or drop any soap... 15 charvers!

Zest`Y o' The Elite be lonely n' has visited 117 brothels!

 

HellSpawn o' The Wandering Soul be the biggest smarty pants (or quickest at usin' Google) by solving 7 riddles!

Zest`Y o' The Elite wants to party all the time, party all the time, party all the time wit' 12 parties!

 

Zest`Y o' The Elite needs to stay down below decks as they 'ave fallen overboard 14 times!

Indiana Jones never be as good as z^leggs` o' Rising Sun, who has found 78 treasures!

 

OldGit o' Rising Sun is definitely not a bot n' has answered 14 captchas correctly!

mazmae o' Mousey McMouseface is goin' to be investigated aft' mruno sees all these captchas bein' answer'd incorrectly (2)!!!

 

z^leggs` o' Rising Sun be the most politically savvy pirate by installin' 23 new governors!

z^leggs` o' Rising Sun has raided the most ports (52)!

 

bpz3d o' The Elite be a Twilight fan n' has been turned into a creature o' the night 4 times!

Zest`Y o' The Elite will never die aft' bein' a Zonbi 87 times!

 

Worst Thief Award goes to Zest`Y o' The Elite fer failin' 146 times!

 

 

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