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The most infamous pirates in the seven seas...

 

uniacid o' The Valencia has the sharpest tongue ๐Ÿ‘… n' has insulted ๐Ÿคฌ their fellow pirates 189 times!

 

Keep the rum ๐Ÿน away from Foxy o' The Valencia as they be the drunkest (70) pirate!

The most deranged ๐Ÿ˜ฌ pirate award goes to earthrocker o' The robothive wit' 48 increases in their mental state!

 

filostyktos o' Dark Sails be the most beloved ๐Ÿ’– Cap'n (75) o' the seven seas!

The most abhorred ๐Ÿ˜ก captain (14) be StillCyco o' The robothive!

 

filostyktos o' Dark Sails has no life other than bein' a pirate by typin' P 10,604 times ๐Ÿ’ฏ!

chik o' Dark Sails has worked ๐Ÿ”จ the most consecutive days! 95 days active!!!

 

chik o' Dark Sails be a bounty hunter ๐Ÿ‘ฎ by collectin' 43 heads!

ciprian_ o' Dark Sails just be along fer the ride n' has idled ๐Ÿ’ค for 84 days!

 

earthrocker o' The robothive be the most vicious by winnin' 276 duels โš”!

mohnish o' Dark Sails be the worst at duelin' by losin' 177 duels โš”!

 

filostyktos has dueled โš” 300 pirates who not be a member o' Dark Sails!

nonp o' The robothive fishes more than any other... 755 fishes ๐ŸŸ!

 

nonp o' The robothive just digs holes ๐Ÿ•ณ (631) all day!

Foxy o' The Valencia just like to play games all day n' has played over 293 games ๐ŸŽฒ!

 

nonp o' The robothive loves to swim n' has dived into the drink ๐ŸŒŠ 383 times!

Zesty o' Rising Sun be the scummiest by catchin' 110 diseases โ˜ฃ!

 

Zesty o' Rising Sun been performin' the most Captain duties ๐ŸŽฉ wit' 793 commands!

DRA o' The robothive hates authority n' has partaked in 15 mutinies ๐Ÿ•ฒ!

 

earthrocker o' The robothive has a permanent hammock ๐Ÿ’€ in the brig aft' bein' sent there 50 times!

Foxy o' Rising Sun has walked the plank 15 times ๐Ÿ‘™!

 

Foxy o' Rising Sun be disciplined ๐Ÿช’ by the Cap'n 46 times!

Keep the rum ๐Ÿน away from Foxy o' The Valencia as they be the drunkest (70) pirate!

 

nonp o' The robothive has ADHD n' has flooded โ˜‚ the ship 40 times!

filostyktos o' Dark Sails loves chests n' has picked ๐Ÿ— at 84 of 'em!

 

uniacid o' The Valencia be the biggest troll ๐Ÿ‘บ (35) in the seven seas!

CT o' The Flying Dragon be the one who you don't want to turn ye back to or drop any soap ๐Ÿงผ... 66 charvers!

 

filostyktos o' Dark Sails be lonely n' has visited 259 brothels ๐Ÿ‘ฏ!

jm18 o' The Valencia be the biggest smarty pants (or quickest at usin' Google) by solving 6 riddles ๐Ÿงฉ!

 

D-FiLeR o' The Wandering Soul wants to party all the time, party all the time, party all the time wit' 28 parties ๐Ÿฅณ!

Zesty o' Rising Sun needs to stay down below decks as they 'ave fallen overboard ๐Ÿ“ฃ 42 times!

 

Indiana Jones never be as good as earthrocker o' The robothive, who found 116 treasures ๐Ÿ’ฐ!

earthrocker o' The robothive is definitely not a bot ๐Ÿค– n' has answered 140 captchas correctly!

 

earthrocker o' The robothive is goin' to be investigated โš  aft' mruno sees all these captchas bein' answer'd incorrectly (24)!!!

vulpine o' The Flying Dragon be the most politically savvy pirate by installin' 3 new governors ๐Ÿ‘ฅ!

 

kilroy o' Dark Sails has raided โ˜  the most ports (15)!

foxy o' The Valencia be a Twilight fan n' has been turned into a creature o' the night ๐Ÿง› 6 times!

 

Zesty o' Rising Sun will never die aft' bein' a Zonbi ๐ŸงŸ 47 times!

Worst Thief Award goes to Zesty o' Rising Sun fer failin' ๐Ÿ’ธ 168 times!

 

The sickest pirate award ๐Ÿ† goes to mohnish o' Dark Sails fer bein' poisoned ๐Ÿคข no less than 12 times!

 

 

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