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The most infamous pirates in the seven seas...

asterix o' The Valencia has worked 🔨 the most consecutive days! 144 days active!!!

Underdose o' The Elite has played AMSSM ⚓🗺🗡🦈🤵 19 times!

Harzilein loves to use ⚓ in AMSSM, so if ye on the Rising Sun, use 🗺 or 🤵

Underdose loves to use 🗺 in AMSSM, so if ye on the The Elite, use 🗡 or 🦈

Harzilein loves to use 🤵 in AMSSM, so if ye on the Rising Sun, use 🗺 or 🦈

SpLiFf loves to use 🦈 in AMSSM, so if ye on the The Wandering Soul, use ⚓ or 🗡

SpLiFf loves to use 🗡 in AMSSM, so if ye on the The Wandering Soul, use ⚓ or 🤵

nonp o' The Elite has sold 17 items in the Auction House n' be beggin' for eBay to be invented in PiratesIRC!

No one onboard Rising Sun wants Harzilein's junk they be postin' in the Auction House 😞

Rhaegar o' The Flying Dragon has won 36 auctions! 🤑

Best to avoid jeannie51 o' Mousey McMouseface as they 'ave won 1 Battle-Royales! 🤺

ZOEboy onboard The Elite has made the most bets at 18 🎰🎰🎰!

The best Blackjack 🂱🂮 player o' the Seven Seas be Harzilein o' Rising Sun wit' 15 wins!

Harzilein o' Rising Sun needs a pick-me-up as they be the most bored pirate 🥱 in all the seven seas!

Harzilein o' Rising Sun be too scared to fight other players as they 'ave fought the bot 🤖🕱 126 times!

The pirates onboard Rising Sun has placed more bounties on Harzilein (68) than any other crew! 😂

Harzilein o' Rising Sun has posted 68 bounties, more than any other! 😲

Harzilein o' Rising Sun has a permanent hammock 🕲 in the brig aft' bein' sent there 166 times!

TeLe o' The Valencia reported seein' 1 bugs 🐞...

operars trusts less in their chest n' banks as they 'ave buried 💰🕳 154 treasures while onboard Mousey McMouseface!

operars o' Mousey McMouseface has made the most purchases 🛒🛒🛒 (2,490) than any other pirate!

The worst ball 🟣 handlin' award goes to Harzilein o' Rising Sun! 49 cannonballs 'ave been dropped!

Harzilein o' Rising Sun be disciplined 🪒 by the cap'n 21 times!

TeLe o' The Valencia hates the Dutch 🇳🇱 more than any other pirate!

The English 🇬🇧 be abjorred by disciple o' Rising Sun!

France 🇫🇷 has no chance wit' DragonRyder o' Mousey McMouseface!

operars o' Mousey McMouseface believes no port should be independent! 😦😞

No other pirate loathes the Spanish 🇪🇸 than DragonRyder o' Mousey McMouseface!

The crew o' The Flying Dragon be given more bonuses (90) when Rhaegar be Cap'n! 🤩

The most abhorred 😡 captain (11x) be jeannie51 o' Mousey McMouseface!

Suntop o' The Flying Dragon be the most beloved 💖 cap'n (163x) o' the seven seas!

Rhaegar o' The Flying Dragon been performin' the most captain duties 🎩 wit' 852 commands!

operars o' Mousey McMouseface is definitely not a bot 🤖 n' has answered 327 captchas correctly!

operars o' Mousey McMouseface is goin' to be investigated ⚠ aft' mruno sees all these captchas bein' answer'd incorrectly (24x)!!!

Harzilein o' Rising Sun be the one who you don't want to turn ye back to or drop any soap 🧼... 377 charvers!

Harzilein chats 💬 (29,776 lines) more than any other pirate, so avoid Rising Sun unless ye want to get stuck in a long conversation!

Rhaegar o' The Flying Dragon be a bounty hunter 👮 by collectin' 69 heads!

Harzilein o' Rising Sun has completed the... 🤔 "Most Goals Completed... Goal" wit' 98 goals!

Philostyktos o' The Elite has the most crabs (3) 🦀🦀🦀 !

Kratos smiles on operars o' Mousey McMouseface as they 'ave the most critical hits ⚔⚡ !

Philostyktos o' The Elite be the most adept navigator by plottin' 290 custom routes! 🗺

jeannie51 o' Mousey McMouseface be the most stylish n' has customized their weapons 😘⸸ 79 times!

asterix o' The Valencia has played more durin' the day than anyone else!

Rhaegar o' The Flying Dragon needs a day job as they play in the early mornin' 🌅 than any other pirate!

operars o' Mousey McMouseface be a night owl 🌙 🦉 as they play durin' the midnight hours...

ZOEboy o' Rising Sun needs to purchase a coffin ⚰ instead of a hammock as they have died 5 times!

The Wandering Soul be cared fer by Covid-18 who has defended (1,549x) 🛡 the ship more than anyone else!

Harzilein o' Rising Sun just digs holes 🕳 (546x) all day!

Harzilein o' Rising Sun would rather trash

TeLe o' The Valencia be the scummiest by catchin' 117 diseases ☣!

Harzilein o' Rising Sun loves to swim n' has dived into the drink 🌊 425 times!

BrainDeth o' Rising Sun must be italian or a drunk as they 'ave drank 271 coffees ☕☕☕!

The biggest Boozer award goes to Harzilein o' Rising Sun! 🍻🥴

ghosta o' Mousey McMouseface be the worst at duelin' by losin' 313 duels ⚔!

If ye below operars's level, ye may want to avoid 'em as they 'ave fought more pirates below their level than any other pirate... in the entire world! 😬

Harzilein o' Rising Sun must be a Helsing as they 'ave fought 2 vampyres! 🧛🧛🧛

operars o' Mousey McMouseface be the most vicious by winnin' 1,270 duels ⚔!

Covid-18 o' The Wandering Soul not be a fan o' the undead n' has dispatched 773 zonbis! 🧟🧟🧟🧟

The hungriest pirate in the 7 seas be Harzilein o' Rising Sun !

no brig can hold Harzilein o' Rising Sun as they 'ave escaped 🏃 2 times!

Covid-18 o' The Wandering Soul be the most frequent to explore (16x) the wilderness than any other!

Harzilein o' Rising Sun must 'ave a metal detector as they 'ave found 67 buried treasures! 💰💰💰💰

D-FiLeR o' The Wandering Soul has shot the cannon 153 times!

Harzilein o' Rising Sun fishes more than any other... 658 fishes 🐟!

Harzilein o' Rising Sun may 'ave a drinkin' problem as they 'ave hit their flask 🧴 171 times!

Harzilein o' Rising Sun has adhd n' has flooded ☂ the ship 143 times!

operars needs to stay away from bombs 💣 or choose a different wire as they 'ave been exploded 79 times! 💥💥💥

operars o' Mousey McMouseface may want seek out a job with the Bomb Squad 👮🚐 as they 'ave defused 70 bombs!

Don't expect to win much from Harzilein o' Rising Sun. They be the cheapest pirate by pickin' the lowest wager 86 times!

Harzilein o' Rising Sun just like to play games all day n' has played over 562 games 🎲!

7 gfx treasures 'ave been found by Philostyktos o' The Elite!

The most Generous Award goes to Rhaegar o' The Flying Dragon as they 'ave gifted the most to new players!

Harzilein o' Rising Sun sucks up to governors 🏛 more than any other pirate!

The Grand Wordel Award 🅆Ⓞ🆁🄳🅴🄻 🏆 goes to ZOEboy o' The Elite wit' 10 wins!

Harzilein o' Rising Sun always be lookin' to join groupies 👪👪 in a quest!

The crew o' Rising Sun should help out Harzilein as they 'ave seeked more help (35x) than any other pirate in the whole game!

asterix has visited their home while onboard The Valencia the most out o' all the pirates!

Infested o' The Valencia just be along fer the ride n' has idled 💤 for 151 days!

The most deranged 😬 pirate award goes to Underdose o' The Elite wit' 103 increases in their mental state!

operars o' Mousey McMouseface be the most politically savvy pirate by installin' 22 new governors 👥!

Harzilein o' Rising Sun has the sharpest tongue 👅 n' has insulted 🤬 their fellow pirates 653 times!

Harzilein o' Rising Sun be the most insulted pirate in the 7 seas... 335 times insulted!

Harzilein o' Rising Sun 🕴 loves passive income by investin' in 20 businesses!

'Cannibal-Killa' Covid-18 o' The Wandering Soul has massacred 113 savages!

89 cultists be murdered by Covid-18 o' The Wandering Soul!

Philostyktos o' The Elite has killed the most gangsters (67x) than anyone !

121 skeletons 🦴 'ave been turned to bone meal by Philostyktos o' The Elite!

The Crown not be pleased wit' z^leggs` o' Rising Sun as they have killed 145 soldiers! 💂💂💂

Covid-18 o' The Wandering Soul be uber at killin' monsters 👺!

Loadin'... that all jeannie51 be doin' onboard Mousey McMouseface as they 'ave loaded 320 cannons!

If ye onboard The Flying Dragon, don't even waste ye doubloons on that chest trap as Rhaegar has disarmed the most traps!

Rhaegar o' The Flying Dragon loves chests n' has picked 🗝 at 235 of 'em!

Harzilein o' Rising Sun needs to stay down below decks as they 'ave fallen overboard 📣 89 times!

Harzilein o' Rising Sun be a monster magnet 👹🧲... 49 monster encounters!

Harzilein o' Rising Sun hates authority n' has partaked in 70 mutinies 🕲!

The Wandering Soul can really depend on Covid-18 durin' dicey situtations as they be the MVP 71 times!

Harzilein has dueled ⚔ 41 pirates who not be a member o' Rising Sun!

Harzilein o' Rising Sun wants to party all the time, party all the time, party all the time wit' 103 parties 🥳!

Harzilein o' Rising Sun needs to learn how to play Pong 🏓 as they 'ave Pinged 22 times!

Don't trust a thing Harzilein o' Rising Sun says as they 'ave lied more than any other pirate! ⚠

The best Pirates Dice 🕱🎲 player be BrainDeth o' Rising Sun!

wtf/IRC-nERDs o' The Flying Dragon has walked the plank 9 times 👙!

the sickest pirate award 🏆 goes to Harzilein o' Rising Sun fer bein' poisoned 🤢 no less than 77 times!

Harzilein o' Rising Sun just can't help gettin' caught by port security n' has worn manacles 19 times!

operars o' Mousey McMouseface has raided ☠ the most ports (63x)!

TeLe be nimble, TeLe be quick, TeLe wins more races 🏃 than any other participant!

The most tired pirate award goes to Harzilein o' Rising Sun as they be sleepy n' rested 180 times!

Harzilein o' Rising Sun be the biggest smarty pants (or quickest at usin' google) by solving 12 riddles 🧩!

operars o' Mousey McMouseface be the best Rigger as they 'ave rigged 25 sails!

worst thief award goes to Rhaegar o' The Flying Dragon fer failin' 💸 122 times!

Be weary o' Harzilein o' Rising Sun as they 'ave sabotaged 5 times... 🕵

asterix o' The Valencia be the most reckless Cap'n by sailin' into 17 storms!

indiana jones never be as good as Philostyktos o' The Elite, who found 397 treasures 💰!

Harzilein o' Rising Sun found n' decoded 222 secrets!

If Harzilein o' Rising Sun keeps sending all these ship messages (105) then mruno is going to have to start chargin' a fee!

If ye see a taunt from Rising Sun, it most likely came from Harzilein as they have performed 133 ship taunts!

Harzilein has done more ship's work 🧹 🔨 🧽 onboard Rising Sun than anyone else!

Harzilein outfitted their ship (Rising Sun) 🛳 more than any other pirate!

Rising Sun must be transportin' snakes 🐍 or Harzilein just loves to play wit' 'em as they 'ave been bitten 18 times!

TeLe o' The Valencia sucks more than any other pirate by suckin' 7 snakebitten' pirates!

jeannie51 o' Mousey McMouseface needs a more active Cap'n n' crew as they 'ave sailed the ship themselves 19 times! 😞

sana999 o' The Wandering Soul should read the Bomb Defusal Manual (www.bombmanual.com)!

If Philostyktos o' The Elite is ever missin', ye can probably find 'em at the tavern. 501 visits!

Harzilein o' Rising Sun has no life other than bein' a pirate by typin' P 22,542 times 💯!

Harzilein o' Rising Sun be the biggest troll 👺 (86x) in the seven seas!

nonp o' The Elite needs to read the help 📔 as they 'ave performed 255 commands!

operars o' Mousey McMouseface is not so nice as they 'ave used 39 curses!

If ye onboard Rising Sun, best to stay away from Harzilein as they 'ave bitten 27 fellow pirates when they be a vampyre!

Harzilein o' Rising Sun be a twilight fan n' has been turned into a creature o' the night 🧛 27 times!

Harzilein o' Rising Sun has done the technicolor yawn 241 times! !

Philostyktos o' The Elite be worried 'bout the weather ⛅ wit' 38 lookups!

operars o' Mousey McMouseface be lonely n' has visited 416 brothels 👯!

Ryu o' Rising Sun should 'ave been a whaler; they 'ave harvested 1 🐋 whales!

Covid-18 o' The Wandering Soul really blows n' has whistled 124x!

Pretty sure Harzilein o' Rising Sun be cheatin' or smart as they 'ave won Wordel 63 times!

The best 🄼WorDeL player be Harzilein o' The Flying Dragon!

Harzilein o' Rising Sun has YOLO'd more than any other pirate!

Covid-18 o' The Wandering Soul will never die aft' bein' a zonbi 🧟 773 times!

z^lapps` o' Rising Sun just can't help themself n' has alerted 6 monsters!

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